Tag Archives: jamaican humor

Dollas Run Tings

After a hard day at work Puncie arrived home and walked into her bedroom to find her husband in bed with another woman. The woman was asleep but Puncie’s husband was awake and shaking with Fear of what Puncie would do. Puncie spun around and headed for the kitchen to grab a knife. Her husband [...]

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Only A Jamaican

There were three men from the Caribbean living together in London; a Trinidadian, a Barbadian and a Jamaican who were all starving because they didn’t have money to buy food. However, upon coming close to a posh restaurant they came up with a plan. The Trinidadian went in first. After being seated he ordered a [...]

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The Car Crash

Tragically, three Jamaican friends die in a car crash a doctor,a teacher and a hotelier, and they find themselves at the gates of heaven. Before being allowed to enter, they are each asked a question by St. Peter. “When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you [...]

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Had The Titanic Left Jamaican Waters!

The Titanic was about to set sail from Old harbor with hundreds aboard. Fitzroy Brown said his goodbye to his wifie ‘ Awright baby Love ..tek care til mi come back yuh hear, yuh done know sey when mi reach a Englan’ an get mi paypas straight mi wi sen fi yuh soh wi can [...]

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Ina De Pool

One day dis rich man was having a party at him yard. Him was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house pon di hills, drugs,girls, cars, planes; anything him wanted. Dis man was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles.  So there he was, him and him fren [...]

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