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		<title>Leroy&#8217;s Homework</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy&#8217;s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy&#8217;s homework assignment.<br />
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*</p>
<p>1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.</p>
<p>2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.</p>
<p>3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.</p>
<p>4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.</p>
<p>5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac&#8217;s, but my bitch rectum both.</p>
<p>6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol&#8217; me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.</p>
<p>7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.</p>
<p>8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, &#8220;man, it look fake.&#8221; He say, &#8220;Bullshit, that watch israel&#8221;&#8230;..</p>
<p>9. Undermine - There&#8217;s a fine lookin&#8217; ho who live in the apartment  undermine.</p>
<p>10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.</p>
<p>11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol&#8217; my uncle, iraq, you break.</p>
<p>12. Stain - My momma in law stopped by and I axed her, &#8220;You plan on  stain for dinner?&#8221;</p>
<p>13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, &#8220;how much?&#8221; she  say &#8220;fortify.&#8221;</p>
<p>14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.</p>
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		<title>All A U life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pastor visiting from England asked a Jamaican dread to carry him fishing one day. Before beginning their journey the pastor asked if the dread prayed. &#8220;No iyah, man no fi pray&#8221;, replied the dread. &#8220;Quarter of you life gone my brother, quarter of you life gaun&#8221;, answered the pastor and they took off on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A pastor visiting from England asked a Jamaican dread to carry him fishing one day. Before beginning their journey the pastor asked if the dread prayed. &#8220;No iyah, man no fi pray&#8221;, replied the dread. &#8220;Quarter of you life gone my brother, quarter of you life gaun&#8221;, answered the pastor and they took off on the dread&#8217;s boat. At lunchtime the pastor took out his lunch to eat and asked the dread if he ate pork. &#8220;No iyah, man nuh fi eat pork&#8221;, replied the dread. &#8220;Hauf of you life gone my brother, hauf of you life gaun&#8221;, answered the pastor in return. After a while the boat developed problems and started to sink. The dread asked the pastor: &#8220;Can you swim?&#8221; The pastor replied: &#8220;No I can&#8217;t swim&#8221;. To this the dread said (feigning the English accent): &#8220;Well&#8230;whole of your life gaun my brother, whole of your life gone!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Glad To Meet The Devil</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This woman had a husband who had come home drunk every payday. He had to walk past a graveyard to reach home. She decided to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the graveyard. As he was passing she jumped out into [...]]]></description>
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