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All A U life

Tweet A pastor visiting from England asked a Jamaican dread to carry him fishing one day. Before beginning their journey the pastor asked if the dread prayed. “No iyah, man no fi pray”, replied the dread. “Quarter of you life gone my brother, quarter of you life gaun”, answered the pastor and they took off [...]

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Danke Like Yuh Puppa!

Tweet A certain staff member at a tourist resort had just started learning German and had been told to practice as much orally as possible. The staff member decided to start practicing with a co-worker who had absolutely no knowledge of the language. The co-worker did a good deed one day and, in reply, the [...]

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How Manley Found Jamaica

Tweet Fidel Castro of Cuba, Maurice Bishop of Grenada and Michael Manley of Jamaica were returning from a meeting with Mikael Gorbachev in Moscow in the late 1970s. However, there was a powercut over the entire Caribbean, so the pilot of the plane they were in could not identify which country they were over so [...]

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