From the MANITOBA HERALD, Canada (a very underground paper): The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.

The possibility of a McCain/Palin election is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota.

The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken.

When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the McCain administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to shoot wolves from airplanes, deny evolution, and act out drills preparing them for the Rapture.

In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history and English majors does one country need?"

LOL, It took me a few lines to catch on.

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You're losing your touch, Eco. But I'll bet some will read it all the way thru and still won't catch on...

I was thinking "this is too good to be true".

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BTW... I'll be in line behind all them liberals... if they win.

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There are no words in the English language to capture my feelings...

I don't have the heart to read this whole thing. LOL

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It doesn't matter who win or lose. Liberal or Conservatives can run as far North or South, all they want.

Once the "New World Order" kicks in and the "North American Union" is complete, there will be no borders between Mexico, United States and Canada. So all that will be irrelevant.

Call it propoganda; but it's what you dont know that WILL hurt you. North American Union to Replace the USA? - HUMAN EVENTS

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"In this great future, you can't forget your past. " Bob Marley (1945 - 1981)

I think a few peeps are smoking some funny stuff!!

Guess it may come down to the survival of the fittest.... DWL

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On a positive note, this could be a solution to the problem of polar bears not having enough food.

Good Point!!

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I don't get it.

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"Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake." - Matthew 5 v11 KJV

Very waggish indeed.

Good, I love watching them on the Discovery Channel. It's cool when they rip open trailers homes like sardine cans and eat whatever they find inside.

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What part are you two missing out on?

Why they are leaving?

Why they are going to Canada?

Why they wear funny shoes and drink overpriced coffee type of drinks?

Why some find humor/humour in them leaving?

Why the Polar bears are hungry?

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another thread ive missed. but im goimng ot bed now. wil come bak raed n post. i love u all....

All of the above.

Don't polar bears have lots of fish and stuff to eat?

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"Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake." - Matthew 5 v11 KJV

Very waggish indeed.