1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait till we get home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You going get a ass'n when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE.
"What di backside yu thinkin'? Answer me when me talk to you...Don't
talk
back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If yu run cross de road an' cyar lick yu dung, a goin' kill yu wid
lick."

5. My Mother taught me THE VALUE OF EDUCATION.
"If yu no go a school, yu a go tun tief or walk an' pick up bottle."

6. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If yu tun over yu eye lid an fly pitch pan it, it a go stay so fi
eva."

7. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD.
"Is not one time monkey goin' wan' wife"

8. My Mother taught me ESP.
"Yu tink a don't know what yu up to nuh?"

9. My Mother taught me HUMOR.
"If yu don' eat food, breeze goin' blow yu 'way."

10. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT.
"Come an' tek yu beatin' like man."

11. My Mother taught me about SEX.
"Yu tink say yu drop from sky?"

12. My Mother taught me about GENETICS.
"Yu jus' like yu faada."

13. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Yu tink mi come from "Back A Wall?"

14. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE.
"When yu get to be as ol' as me, yu wi understan'."

15. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE.
"One day wen yu have pickney, a hope dem treat yu same way."

LMAO. Hehe. Thanks mom, I owe my mental status to you!

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LOL - that is so true. I think nuff of us got dem same teachings.

this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo funny oh my god lolololololololool funynynyny

o gadd mi belly whaeeee whoeeee. ok...where did you get these joke from?

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I have lived it and in some ways still living it. Thanks Mom, he who knows it feels it

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Can't count the amount of times my mom said some of those not to mention other relatives. The one I heard most would be number 3.

lol lol lol... Memories....

I remember hearing this on Junior Smith reggae show Any connection?

She sure did teach me all of those but mostly these. I turned out right too.

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dem good ole day nuh regret them a bit

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that was so funny i just started learning to speak jamaican and i am starting to be good at it so i will keep these thoughts that ya mother taught u in mind

Mi love my madda fi teaching me dis.....................

"Lisa, if a man a try lick yu, all yu do is tek sumthing and chop him r@ss!!!! A bet him nuh even ago TRY dweet again!!!!!"

My mom is something else. I wouldn't change a thing.

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