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Old 04-22-2005, 10:59 AM
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Ur worst Patois..

dis yah chred yah a fi henybaddy weh wan chat di wuss patwa dem kayn cum up wid......just labba weh....


PURE & ms.Ting & Sunserie..(di coolie trio) dah chred yah a fi oonu...
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dis yah chred yah a fi henybaddy weh wan chat di wuss patwa dem kayn cum up wid......just labba weh....


PURE & ms.Ting & Sunserie..(di coolie trio) dah chred yah a fi oonu...
LOL,..........caw yu know seh dem beng chat wussa dan hanybaddy
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LOL,..........caw yu know seh dem beng chat wussa dan hanybaddy
u see it to!..mi wenna notice frah wah day yah how dem chat to blertscovah...an hall mi haffi seh is dat dem breed a chatting a sample
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Old 04-22-2005, 12:05 PM
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Mi will try.........

Mi seh mi sidung an look pon deh dutty bagowine gyal pikney carry on wid deh bandulu bizniz ting weh mi nah in! All now deh lagga 'ead bwoy dem nuh 'top long out dem yai pon she. Mi seh deh bwoy hiez haad, eeh! Obeah she a wok, a pure pyaka tings dat. Dem too faas,hmmmmm...Who kyaan hear ago feel.' Jah know if im madda did deh im woulda dead!

Rahtid! But im favour one magga dog wid im tongue long out im 'ead.
Cha! Mek mi galang, pure crosses dat......


(And I speaketh very well, thankyou! I do not chat bad as you would put it.
A fi yuh rahtid weh chat bad!)
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Old 04-22-2005, 12:09 PM
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mi seh a only LJM woulda come up wid a tred like dis gah one
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mi seh a only LJM woulda come up wid a tred like dis gah one
so wah wrong wid dat deh?..eh?.....
Yuh belongs inna it to....cah yuh wen chat bad to!
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bwoy mine is probably de worse patois but me is juss learnin am a try to get it rite . i'm fae learn affa ya pon ETJ, an me cyaa learn unless me practice
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bwoy mine is probably de worse patois but me is juss learnin am a try to get it rite . i'm fae learn affa ya pon ETJ, an me cyaa learn unless me practice
see it deh..my girl...just keep up wid wi an u aggo kriss...by time wi dun wid yuh, people bengo believe seh a jumayca yuh cum frah!!!!
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see it deh..my girl...just keep up wid wi an u aggo kriss...by time wi dun wid yuh, people bengo believe seh a jumayca yuh cum frah!!!!
am a gaw fool dem betta den dannyboy lol
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u betta!!!....yuh deh pon yuh way man....yuh kris!!!
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u see it to!..mi wenna notice frah wah day yah how dem chat to blertscovah...an hall mi haffi seh is dat dem breed a chatting a sample
DWL ~ But look who callin di blinkin kekkle black????

I ove yuh knows, hi chot nice han prappa!!! Ah-hoa!!!
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u betta!!!....yuh deh pon yuh way man....yuh kris!!!
gyal me a lurn haffi yu .yus ma best teacher
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DWL ~ But look who callin di blinkin kekkle black????

I ove yuh knows, hi chot nice han prappa!!! Ah-hoa!!!
u his di main wan.....cah yuh ave di ol time way a labbrishin....lmao...ebrytime u opin fi yuh mouth mi beng affi laff!!!
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gyal me a lurn haffi yu .yus ma best teacher
Tanks...but mi tink a di holla wi a elp u out still......dis hol site...
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bwoy mine is probably de worse patois but me is juss learnin am a try to get it rite . i'm fae learn affa ya pon ETJ, an me cyaa learn unless me practice
ENGLISH: Wow!!! Not bad cath!!! I'm proud of you.

PATOIS: Coo-yah!!!! Yuh nah gwaan chree bad my girl!! Mi proud ah yuh, yuh si!! Big up yuh chess!!
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