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Old 04-22-2005, 02:02 PM
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am a tink me ketch dat ...yu wan ms-ting ta chat da wurse eva patois ya evea hear is me right ?
Catherine dawling please fi com wid dis wan again baby. Mi no up to dem ya hiya learning ya inna Ms-ting class yes so please fi translate fi mi...... lol
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:03 PM
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Koo pan dem two wud ya an si iffa a no mi babygirl no wussa dan miself ya.. Now yu tell mi if a no bill shi bill dem wud ya.. inchoduce an hacknalidge.. Kiss mi neck bak dis ya gyal ya need fi go bill road outta spanishtown dey shi good pan di billing ting mi a tell yu.. Baby yu good to racopee.. ~DWL~
Hey noh badda mek mi stawt call-call fi yuh wud dem y'noh, ah-hoah!! LOL Aye sah....mi belly a hat mi!!
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Catherine dawling please fi com wid dis wan again baby. Mi no up to dem ya hiya learning ya inna Ms-ting class yes so please fi translate fi mi...... lol
ok LOL would you like ms-ting to speak in the badest patois you did ever hear in your whole life.
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LOL ~ Yuh si dat??? Wot a way mi learn good-good, ee?
bwoy...mi sorry fi whohever it is dat do nat know a fickel haff patois and came into this chred....cah dem woulda mus get giddy to bertbaat!!!
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ok LOL would you like ms-ting to speak in the badest patois you did ever hear in your whole life.
**Tek out mi pencil an excasize book fi tek notes**

Yes mam please fi call in di teacha mi waa hear di wussest patwa mi eva hear.. Com teach di student ready fi lissen an learn.. LOL
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ok LOL would you like ms-ting to speak in the badest patois you did ever hear in your whole life.
**In my Ali G voice ** Cath!!!!! Wot is yous chattin about??? Aren't you my main girl an ting???
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AAAAH SAH....haaaalll dees chatten badden people inna ie place.....haal di english spoken people dem like cacherine a taakin bad!.....
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**Tek out mi pencil an excasize book fi tek notes**

Yes mam please fi call in di teacha mi waa hear di wussest patwa mi eva hear.. Com teach di student ready fi lissen an learn.. LOL
Gwaan goh siddung wan side lakka yuh is wan deestent sumaddy!!! Yuh pants dem favya like yuh wenna hexpek flood!!! Weh yuh ah hice dem up soh fah?? LOL
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AAAAH SAH....haaaalll dees chatten badden people inna ie place.....haal di english spoken people dem like cacherine a taakin bad!.....
me's sarry yu's ma main gyall ma buddy him a led me unna false pretences him say him no hunnerstan me nah more english words arun ere ma promise amma sarry ms-ting an ljm.....
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me's sarry yu's ma main gyall ma buddy him a led me unna false pretences him say him no hunnerstan me nah more english words arun ere ma promise amma sarry ms-ting an ljm.....

Doan falla him y'hear??? Im is a ole teggereg im wi lead yuh astray!!
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Gwaan goh siddung wan side lakka yuh is wan deestent sumaddy!!! Yuh pants dem favya like yuh wenna hexpek flood!!! Weh yuh ah hice dem up soh fah?? LOL
Please fi leff mi chree quata drapes dem alone yu hear.. Is farrin dem com fram awhoa... Dyam head fayva fowl ness..
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Please fi leff mi chree quata drapes dem alone yu hear.. Is farrin dem com fram awhoa... Dyam head fayva fowl ness..
It mite fayva fowl ness, but ah soh yuh did si mi an like mi, doant? Tawk di chroot!!! Spreshally since yuh cudda katch yuh red stripe eena it!!!
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Doan falla him y'hear??? Im is a ole teggereg im wi lead yuh astray!!
okay ms-ting but cya me naw talk to him a ikkle a wah let him lead me astray ha promise PROMISE ma feel affi soory fae him noo.
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Please fi leff mi chree quata drapes dem alone yu hear.. Is farrin dem com fram awhoa... Dyam head fayva fowl ness..
u too blinkin lie...dem wasn't chree quata...dem was 4/5ths......an yuh shut wen tite pron yuh chrest.....fayva pijin!..
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It mite fayva fowl ness, but ah soh yuh did si mi an like mi, doant? Tawk di chroot!!! Spreshally since yuh cudda katch yuh red stripe eena it!!!
Lawk baby a cyaan even lie.. a chroo a so mi si yu an did lob yu bad.. An di Red Stripe fit perfekly pan tap a yu head to.. Dats why mi haffi lov yu so..
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