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But koo pan pat a bawll affa kekkle doe.. Mi sey wen Ms_ting ready fi chat yu noh mi all a draw fi mi exacise book fi write dem sitten dey dung.. Mi sey dat ooman good to baxcova..
Mi claat house!!..lmao!!.......bredda.....lmao..laawd ah massi fadda....
mi dengo rally back and wathie two a oonu...cah mi nuh feel mi aggo be able fi type.....cah mi aggo be DEDDIN WID LAFF!!
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U see it to...so mi nuh knoah weh him benna a chat seh..bout u wuss....di two a oonu up deh togedder!..

gi di big man more time man....ah tink him goh win di troaphy fi chattin bad!!
Aye seet deh!!! Wat a bwaay fi chat bad!!! An if yuh si im....im look soh nice an deestent....yuh wud neva believe seh im able!!! Is im mi a falla!!
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oh ya haffi slaw dung me cya unnerstan ya memba me's lurnin, am lost now
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Aye seet deh!!! Wat a bwaay fi chat bad!!! An if yuh si im....im look soh nice an deestent....yuh wud neva believe seh im able!!! Is im mi a falla!!
Koo ya ow mi a falla wen yu a lead.. All mi do is falla bak a yu pee pee cluck cluck fi learn wan a two a dem wud dey..
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Aye seet deh!!! Wat a bwaay fi chat bad!!! An if yuh si im....im look soh nice an deestent....yuh wud neva believe seh im able!!! Is im mi a falla!!
Mi weng believe yuh yaaah....his him a broken yuh bad!..
HI is in beleiverance haff what u saiden!!
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But koo pan pat a bawll affa kekkle doe.. Mi sey wen Ms_ting ready fi chat yu noh mi all a draw fi mi exacise book fi write dem sitten dey dung.. Mi sey dat ooman good to baxcova..
Den is who mi get ie fram??? Doan't wen yuh did meet mi, hi spoke very deestent??? Bout yuh haffi jraw fi hexasize book!! Ole liyad!!! Beg unoo doan lissen to im y'hear!

Bwaay, mi mooma di very proud ah mi wan time yuh si....now, shi shame!! Shi noh badda inchoduce mi n'mo as har "lass pickni"....no sah! Shi noh even hacknalidge mi atall sake ah dis bwaay yah!!!
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Koo ya ow mi a falla wen yu a lead.. All mi do is falla bak a yu pee pee cluck cluck fi learn wan a two a dem wud dey..
Waaiiieee...yuh knoah ow lang mi noh hear dah wud deh??? Mi belly!!!
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oh ya haffi slaw dung me cya unnerstan ya memba me's lurnin, am lost now
Hush dey dawling.. Mek a tell yu wha gwane.. Di wan Ms_ting a com chat sey mi a di wan whe chat bad an mi a try fi tell har sey di wud dem she spit out a day a di wuss mi eva hear.. Yu ketch dat???
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Mi weng believe yuh yaaah....his him a broken yuh bad!..
HI is in beleiverance haff what u saiden!!
BOAL ~ Kiss mi neck bak!! But LUV, mi tink yuh wussara dan di two ah wi!!!! Is yuh deserve di crown to rah-gils!!! Gyal, yuh dangerross!! LOL
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Mi weng believe yuh yaaah....his him a broken yuh bad!..
HI is in beleiverance haff what u saiden!!
Yu know wha Luv yu wuss dan di two a wi put toggeda yu noh.. A wha name believerance missis??? baxside wi hav a winna ya so.. Luv tek di crown dawling.. LOL
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Hush dey dawling.. Mek a tell yu wha gwane.. Di wan Ms_ting a com chat sey mi a di wan whe chat bad an mi a try fi tell har sey di wud dem she spit out a day a di wuss mi eva hear.. Yu ketch dat???
am a tink me ketch dat ...yu wan ms-ting ta chat da wurse eva patois ya evea hear is me right ?
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Yu know wha Luv yu wuss dan di two a wi put toggeda yu noh.. A wha name believerance missis??? baxside wi hav a winna ya so.. Luv tek di crown dawling.. LOL
yuh an miss ting saiden di same ting......oonu is relation or wah?
heny ways....im was just fallering inn fi oonu footsteps....

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Den is who mi get ie fram??? Doan't wen yuh did meet mi, hi spoke very deestent??? Bout yuh haffi jraw fi hexasize book!! Ole liyad!!! Beg unoo doan lissen to im y'hear!

Bwaay, mi mooma di very proud ah mi wan time yuh si....now, shi shame!! Shi noh badda inchoduce mi n'mo as har "lass pickni"....no sah! Shi noh even hacknalidge mi atall sake ah dis bwaay yah!!!
Koo pan dem two wud ya an si iffa a no mi babygirl no wussa dan miself ya.. Now yu tell mi if a no bill shi bill dem wud ya.. inchoduce an hacknalidge.. Kiss mi neck bak dis ya gyal ya need fi go bill road outta spanishtown dey shi good pan di billing ting mi a tell yu.. Baby yu good to racopee.. ~DWL~
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HI HAM deddin wid laffin at Ms. ting an Jahlive...lmao...hunu his nat easy at all...all di one mis ting...


HACKNALIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....dwl.......
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yuh an miss ting saiden di same ting......oonu is relation or wah?
heny ways....im was just fallering inn fi oonu footsteps....

oonu is still leading...

LOL ~ Yuh si dat??? Wot a way mi learn good-good, ee?
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