There is a Dialectizer on the internet at http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ that translates things into different english dialects. Is there anything like this that will translate into Jamaican Dialect?

Thanks!

Obviously this is spam.... but I have to admit, it's freakin hillarious...especially when you type in one of ETJ threads!!

Go to the link and type in this url: http://www.everytingjamaican.com/jam...ad.php?t=19819

It's funny!!

If you think I am off mi rocker and you would like to see this spam go away..... jusss let me know and I will delete..DWL

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it is pretty funny
esp trying to imagine alex with a redneck drawl or ****ney accent lol

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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

I like the Elmur Fud one!!!

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the swedish chef is hilarious

Ere-a yuoo leefing ebufe-a yuoor meuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!..Dues it meke-a sense-a?

bork bork

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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

DWLLMAO....Wah di heck are you sayin????

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I love my family here on ETJ, You're all so wonderful!


"ah love mah fambly hyar on ETJ, Yer all so wonnerful! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!"... Redneck
"I love mah' family here on ETJ, You's is all so's wonderful! Preach it loud, bruddah!"....Jive
"I luv me family 'ere on ETJ, Yor all so wonderful! Right!! Blimey!".....****ney
"I wove my famiwy hewe on ETJ, You awe aww so wondewfuw!!"...Emler fudd
"I lufe-a my femeely here-a oon ITJ, Yuoo ere-a ell su vunderffool!!"....Swedish Chef

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that was the page title of your link ala swedish chef

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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

Hey JASpice!

I'm serious! My dad and I just got off a cruise from the carribbean and we can't stop talking like Carribbean folks. It's so much fun! I remembered this dialectizer thingy and was wondering if there was one for Jamaican dialects as we are always saying "Mon" after everthing we say hehe. Is the URL you posted supposed to be for a Jamaican dialectizer? I didn't see a URL there.

Thanks!

OMG... I thought you were one of our million spammers and usually we delete posts with juss links...especially if it's there only post!! Welcome to ETJ!!!

Anyhow..I am not aware of any sites that would translate into patwa, but it would be fun if there was. If you spend some time in the Talk Jamaican area, you may pick up a few common words to use!

Hope you stick around and enjoy this site!!

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