Originally Posted by bountyx

I need a vacation

The threat of burnout looms ominously close.
My thoughts are becoming increasingly morose.
From the daily trod, I seek liberation.
When I feel like this, I know I need a vacation.
I need a change of pace,
I need a change of scenery.
I need some adventure,
I need tranquility.
I definitely have to save up some money,
Because I need a vacation and I need it quickly.
I need to kick back and relax
And not think about work.
Forget the email and the fax
And the phonecalls that irk.
I need to lounge, and lyme, and loaf and snooze,
And do anything that I jolly well choose.

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