Only in Jamaica - Jamaica Talk

JamCan · #1 (**permalink**) 01-13-2007, 02:22 PM

This is not really a poem but I HAD to post it. I tiefed it from a dude's myspace page. I love it.

ONLY IN JAMAICA:

Only in Jamaica, citizens have to protect police from gunman.

Only in Jamaica, you'll have police cars parked at rum bars.

Only in Jamaica, can people strike everyday just not to go to work.

Only in Jamaica, gal fat up demself wid foul pill and bleach out dem skin wid toothpaste.

Only in Jamaica, prisoners are allowed to have cell phone fe run dem operation and report warden to dem posse.

Only in Jamaica, when you go t a restaurant, the waiter tells you hold on so he can watch the football game.

Only in Jamaica, tief tie up security guard and steal him German Shepherd Guard Dog.

Only in Jamaica, you can step up and step down in a bus same time.

Only in Jamaica, you can borrow somebody else side of the road fi drive pon till yours get better.

Only in Jamaica, you have bicycle-by shootings.

Only in Jamaica, the Gulf-War still affect gas price.

Only in Jamaica, can a thief hold you up and ask you to walk wid more money the next time.

Only in Jamaica, police go to arrest a thief without a handcuff.

Only in Jamaica, do you see a driver and a passenger in a cab sharing the same seat.

Only in Jamaica, police are afraid of criminals.

Only in Jamaica, is the greatest tourist attraction a Rent-a-Dread.

Only in Jamaica, can Ganja be the best form of agriculture in the country.

Only in Jamaica, can you be taxed for excessive use of oxygen.

Only in Jamaica, can you report a crime in progress and the police tell you to stop interrupting the domino game.

You know you are in Jamaica when even the baddest D.J. becomes a Christian.

Yuh have potholes so big when yuh drop in, yuh cyaan come out.

You know you are ina Jamaica when someone is wearing a bubble jacket in 100 degree heat because "dem waan ina de lick"

You know you are in Jamaica when the last general election was called a bashment.

You know you are in Jamaica when it is 96 degrees and you need no shade...because nowhere else in the world could you go and find such peace of mind and contentment wid so much madness and confusion at the same time.

Once upon a time every J'can come from Kingston, now dem seem to come from everywhere but Kingston.

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