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Old 07-14-2006, 05:58 PM
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Wash me with poultry
I want you to pour your
Chickens out into my tub.
Bath me with their feathers
Fluff them through my hair
They're much too cute to eat.
Tilt my head as their beaks
Pick and peck at my neck
But oh that stench... I must hold my breath
The cackling noise they make
Makes me wish I'd worn my I-pod.
They keep me warm
And they gaze lovingly
Into my eyes, theirs smouldering with passion
Glue pieces of your poultry on to my body
As I shave my legs for you
These are words I couldn’t say
Instructions for when you and I
rendezvous on my chicken farm.


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Old 07-14-2006, 06:13 PM
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O M G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the first thing I saw when I opened ETJ. i can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I quit!!!!! LMMFBAO!!!!
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BOY! omg.
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You are
RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[b]you are a mental case !!!!!![/B]
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Co-sign!!!!!
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Sh**!!! part 2
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OMG, LMAO now THIS is the sheit!!!!
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c'mon.. you ****ing love me... deal with it.






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Old 07-14-2006, 10:28 PM
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Quote:
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c'mon.. you ****ing love me... deal with it.
lol
I agree that you're crazy, but you're also very sympathetic and empathetic sometimes, so I love you.

But, DU GAWD!
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c'mon.. you ****ing love me... deal with it.






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OMG!!!! You MUST be drunk because you never woulda used that trucker mouth on here otherwise! I can tell you're one of those "I love you" people when you're drunk!
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Just the kind of poetry I would expect from a toilet licker............
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I'll forgive the word "dexpect". But TEACH LOOK around hard!!!!!! There's a post Urban made tonight where he spelled something wrong!!! Now's your chance if you can find it.....I think its in the White Canadian thread.
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Old 07-15-2006, 11:47 AM
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DAMN!!! Why we got to be so nasty and mean to each other, now? Making a mockery of people's poetry, makin fun of people's spellin. Get over it!

Go sober up and be nice to one another!

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