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Old 07-15-2006, 11:58 AM
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Flora, Urban wrote it when he was sober, just his last post he was drunk. And he wasn't mocking Pinchy's poetry...this is just the way Urban is. I'm sure he would have thought of this even if he didn't see the other poem, you'll have to forgive him....its in his nature.

And he's right....we do love him! He's my brother and I guess you'd have to be related to understand his antics Its really out of love that he immitates other people's poetry. LOL
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and i thot Popeyes was the only place for chicken therapy
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Flora, Urban wrote it when he was sober, just his last post he was drunk. And he wasn't mocking Pinchy's poetry...this is just the way Urban is. I'm sure he would have thought of this even if he didn't see the other poem, you'll have to forgive him....its in his nature.

And he's right....we do love him! He's my brother and I guess you'd have to be related to understand his antics Its really out of love that he immitates other people's poetry. LOL
Thanks for explaining it so well for me JC. Yes Flora, there is absolutely nothing mocking or mean at all in my poem... and I know that Pinchy knows that too.

I've done this before(you can ask TTNU!)--and you'll notice that my satire poem threads only copy works by really good poets who have my respect. The sole intent is to bring a smile to the reader's face... nothing more. The added benefit is that usually, to really appreciate the poem one must go back and re-read the original!
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Thanks for explaining it so well for me JC. Yes Flora, there is absolutely nothing mocking or mean at all in my poem... and I know that Pinchy knows that too.

I've done this before(you can ask TTNU!)--and you'll notice that my satire poem threads only copy works by really good poets who have my respect. The sole intent is to bring a smile to the reader's face... nothing more. The added benefit is that usually, to really appreciate the poem one must go back and re-read the original!

OMG!!!! you mocked one of my poems....I feel sooooooo honored now!!!! LOLOLOLOL
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ooop.... okay, I should say mostly.


j/k... you know I still love ya!
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JC why the **** did you pm me this thread? wtf?
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This is pretty funny stuff.
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It's funnier if you read the original first...

Wash Me With Poetry by *Pinchy*
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JC why the **** did you pm me this thread? wtf?
LOL I brought it up because you're an embarrassment to the family!
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I want you to pour your

Chickens out into my tub.
Bath me with their feathers
Fluff them through my hair
They're much too cute to eat.
Tilt my head as their beaks
Pick and peck at my neck
But oh that stench... I must hold my breath
The cackling noise they make
Makes me wish I'd worn my I-pod.
They keep me warm
And they gaze lovingly
Into my eyes, theirs smouldering with passion
Glue pieces of your poultry on to my body
As I shave my legs for you
These are words I couldn’t say
Instructions for when you and I
rendezvous on my chicken farm.
dayum urban... you ARE freakier than me....
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Wow what a heartfelt poem
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I want you to pour your
Chickens out into my tub.
Bath me with their feathers
Fluff them through my hair
They're much too cute to eat.
Tilt my head as their beaks
Pick and peck at my neck
But oh that stench... I must hold my breath
The cackling noise they make
Makes me wish I'd worn my I-pod.
They keep me warm
And they gaze lovingly
Into my eyes, theirs smouldering with passion
Glue pieces of your poultry on to my body
As I shave my legs for you
These are words I couldn’t say
Instructions for when you and I
rendezvous on my chicken farm.
I need me some Urban.

Henyways I had him all day today, I aint complaining.
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Just to make us downtrodden ones laugh today
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He is the one who is too retarded to live....LMAO!!!
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