Peanut Butter & JamCan - Jamaica Talk

D-Rock · #1 (**permalink**) 07-05-2006, 08:24 PM

Eventhough you reject to select a potential prospect.
You turned me down even though I haven't asked yet.
You give no hint that there's hope, but I haven't chanced it.
But keep it up and I'll be that,
naked man on your front porch in a basket.
You make us look, double over our words,
because you're Mrs. Spellcheck.
No admiration from you, I've just never held it.
You cut us up with so many corrections,
that we can not weld it.
Let's stay on topic, you say The Rock is not wanted.
By you, because you know I got it, and it's flaunted.
But Jam I love you just like we all do and you're taunted.
By ETJ's headliners whose headlines are haunted.
By spelling checks, and you correct,
our grammar, we feel like we're in the gauntlet.
You guillotine our sentences not because you're mean.
but because you're goal is to better everybody except for me.
You don't hate flirting but you want us to think...you...do.
You don't want to admit,
you get flattered by approaches but we think......you...do.
It's a risky move,
to write a poem about you,
but what the hell, it's not jail, so I'll do this ting for you.
All the members in the camp let's say it.."We love you!!!"
Love peanut butter with my Jam, it's such a tasty truth..!!!!!

Hotteach · #2 (**permalink**) 07-05-2006, 08:27 PM

OMG!!! LOve this D-Rock......its very funny......we love you Jammie oh **** did I spell that right? LOL

D-Rock · #3 (**permalink**) 07-05-2006, 11:25 PM

LOL..Yeah I hope I spelled everyting right too!!!

JamCan · #4 (**permalink**) 07-05-2006, 11:29 PM

FINE!!!!!!!!! I won't correct spelling anymore....

Okay I'm flattered someone wrote a poem about me, although in my opinion some of it isn't true. Except that I love peanut butter with my jam too.

I can deal with being a hard ass.

afri-gyal · #5 (**permalink**) 07-05-2006, 11:59 PM

LMAO!! ur reeaallll gud!!!

JamCan · #6 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Rock

Eventhough you reject to select a potential prospect.
You turned me down even though I haven't asked yet.
You give no hint that there's hope, but I haven't chanced it.
But keep it up and I'll be that,
naked man on your front porch in a basket.
You make us look, double over our words,
because you're Mrs. Spellcheck.
No admiration from you, I've just never held it.
You cut us up with so many corrections,
that we can not weld it.
Let's stay on topic, you say The Rock is not wanted.
By you, because you know I got it, and it's flaunted.
But Jam I love you just like we all do and you're taunted.
By ETJ's headliners whose headlines are haunted.
By spelling checks, and you correct,
our grammar, we feel like we're in the gauntlet.
You guillotine our sentences not because you're mean.
but because you're goal is to better everybody except for me.
You don't hate flirting but you want us to think...you...do.
You don't want to admit,
you get flattered by approaches but we think......you...do.
It's a risky move,
to write a poem about you,
but what the hell, it's not jail, so I'll do this ting for you.
All the members in the camp let's say it.."We love you!!!"
Love peanut butter with my Jam, it's such a tasty truth..!!!!!

And here it is.....the OFFICIAL REPLY to Peanut Butter and JamCan:
(geez I feel like a singer LOL)

I’ve prospected enough pon ETJ to know and beware
That flirting in here means nothing out there
There’s always hope D-rock, you’re already trying!
You’ve picked your girl out and nobody’s crying.
If you show up at my door in nothing but a basket
A reminder that its mostly cold up here so you’re brave if you risk it
The spellcheck thing is a joke on Hotteach
And if she thinks its not funny she should tell me not to breach!
And besides, I’m single, there’s no Mr.Spellcheck
Is spelling words REALLY worth giving me heck?
My admiration and wanting of you is not the issue here
Because if you look in the nominations you’ll see I nominated you there
Also you thinking you’re not wanted is in your own head
When all the other men see me here they aren’t full of dread
I don’t do the flirting much because its just not my style
Do you want me to fake it just to make you look good for a while?
Anyways I’m not sure what’s the big concern
This is ETJ and my title I had to earn
This is the place where I come every day the most
If I couldn’t crack on you guys I’d have nothing to post
In all my years of chatting, *****ing, laughing on ETJ
Besides the racist past members, you’re the only one who takes me the wrong way.
You’ve got a thousand other women on your jock
So be grateful for that and don’t be sad over the one who’s not.
We’re all friends here D-rock, nothing more but definitely nothing less
So lighten up, have a PBJ sandwich and NO MORE STRESS!!!

D-Rock · #7 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 12:12 AM

Uhhhhhh..I'm confused, what do you mean take you the wrong way? I was never offended by any of your posts.. Actually find them quite hilarious..

JamCan · #8 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 12:13 AM

Uhhhhh no....correction....I'm the one who's totally confused.

(pardon my "correction")

D-Rock · #9 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 12:16 AM

Okay apparently there was some sort of mix up... Now to the viewers of this thread, THERE ARE NO HARD FEELINGS BETWEEN JAM AND I..... Just a likkle mix up in humor that's all.... Jam I'll say it again, WE ALL LOVE YOU!!! And your, sarcasm!!!

JamCan · #10 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 12:19 AM

End of dicussion. Now go back to your harem and leave me out of it.

Hotteach · #11 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 12:22 AM

What!? there is tooo a Mr. spellchecker.........his name is Urban....LOL
he corrects more than you Jammie.....but I know its all in fun.....I love when you crack on us....it gives me a reason to do it back.....LOL

D-Rock · #12 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 12:22 AM

You gotta love her!!!!

JamCan · #13 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 05:24 AM

Hell even I love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dudley one · #14 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 09:17 AM

now thatz freaky !!!

Urban_DK · #15 (**permalink**) 07-06-2006, 09:47 AM

LOL @ alla dis ya. I don't think it's fair to call JC mrs. spellcheck... we only spellcheck Teach for fun because, being Canadian, we think it's hilarious to see a teacher who can't spell. I have a feeling it might be more common in the US, although I don't know from experience. Picking out peoples' (even friends') mistakes is not polite at all--I wouldn't ever do it, but like I said, this is all in fun between the three of us.

Other than that, the poem was very entertaining.

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