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Old 02-11-2007, 11:04 AM
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Re: Peanut Butter & JamCan

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Eventhough you reject to select a potential prospect.
You turned me down even though I haven't asked yet.
You give no hint that there's hope, but I haven't chanced it.
But keep it up and I'll be that,
naked man on your front porch in a basket.

You make us look, double over our words,
because you're Mrs. Spellcheck.
No admiration from you, I've just never held it.
You cut us up with so many corrections,
that we can not weld it.
Let's stay on topic, you say The Rock is not wanted.
By you, because you know I got it, and it's flaunted.
But Jam I love you just like we all do and you're taunted.
By ETJ's headliners whose headlines are haunted.
By spelling checks, and you correct,
our grammar, we feel like we're in the gauntlet.
You guillotine our sentences not because you're mean.
but because you're goal is to better everybody except for me.
You don't hate flirting but you want us to think...you...do.
You don't want to admit,
you get flattered by approaches but we think......you...do.
It's a risky move,
to write a poem about you,
but what the hell, it's not jail, so I'll do this ting for you.
All the members in the camp let's say it.."We love you!!!"
Love peanut butter with my Jam, it's such a tasty truth..!!!!!
Woooooooohoooooo!!!!! Oh D-Rock you have a promise to come thru on!!
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Old 02-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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Re: Peanut Butter & JamCan

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.. yall are hillarious..
and i haven't been on EJT that long.. but i already love JC.. and i dont think it would be the same without her sarcastic comments. and humor filled threads..
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Old 02-11-2007, 12:48 PM
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Re: Peanut Butter & JamCan

i love scarcasm as much as i love jammie
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Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over



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Old 02-11-2007, 01:06 PM
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Re: Peanut Butter & JamCan

I wouldn't even bother showing up if everyone wasn't sarcastic all the time...it's hilarious.
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:05 PM
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D-Rock pay attention!!!!!
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:13 PM
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lol....... I'm paying attention now JC........
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:17 PM
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LOLOL someone was looking at this on the weekend! I forgot all about it.
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:19 PM
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lol... so did I...
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:27 PM
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Sooooooooooo when are you showing up naked in a basket on my doorstep?
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:56 PM
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lol.... when it's 85 degrees and your entire neighborhood is empty....
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Aw ain't this cute.
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:25 PM
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Re: Peanut Butter & JamCan

i have no idea why anyone would want to eat a jamcan
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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over



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Old 09-19-2007, 11:04 PM
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Maybe he likes peanut butter.
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:07 PM
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Re: Peanut Butter & JamCan

sumtin sumtin
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I know you said
Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around
and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying,
It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter
that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world
Can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter
Saying that I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over



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Old 12-12-2007, 05:43 PM
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DWRCL......gawd I can't believe we used to hate each other.
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