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10-08-2005, 12:19 PM
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Q&A
I got this in an email....thought it was funny  Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again. Q: Why do little boys whine? A: Because they are practicing to be men. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A1: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, A2: three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough. Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the difference between men and women ... ? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual".
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11-18-2005, 02:22 AM
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Re: Q&A
DWL nyce ONE kiki.
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