It's really pretty simple!!!


How to impress a woman:


* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.



How to impress a man:

* Show up naked
* Bring food
* Don't block the TV

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Forgot one, Doll, - hand him the remote!

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How could I have been so shallow? My apologies!

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How about one for the ladies?

Let her use your credit card.

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The horizon is not my boundry - rather an ever-expanding destination. Enjoy the ride!

True to the name..Oldsalt.

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god u guys are funn

That's a man for you JamCan--they are NOT high maintenance...if they are then you have to think about what you getting into!!!!!--if you get my drift...

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is this tru though

No wonder a woman we name!

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how to impress a women? me i would just be real with them, honesty in person im a real humble cat. and i noticed girls dont like no goffey dude so i stay away from that. i impress southern girls with my deep philly accent, i don't impress women with flash and shine and all that, (meaing bragging about what they have like money cars and how big this is and that) im a low key type bul who knows where he come from. so i think fellas, just impress the ladies by being you. i think you impress women by telling them how much you care or appreciate them (telling them everyday). a lot of cats want to play playa as if they girl is along for the ride. NOT me, i let her know yea im a man and i can do for me but...................... im not complete without you i can't go where i want to go without you. and respect them like a queen then you can't go wrong (in most cases). so thats what im about

Somebody throw me a line, pleeeeeeeez?!!! RBG is sooooo deep! Where were you when needed to teach the bottom feeders? They could learn a thing or two

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I didn't do it, you didn't see me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!

I Agree what RBG Quotes. You have to respect your ownself and carry yourself in in positive way, ie not vanity cause that is what i see all the time (when you see cats a flash&grin bling bling and all that foolishness it really winds me up, driving round in big muscle car when dem tek dem foot out dem marga like a keleton, hehe) Anyway just be yourself and never take the smallest things for granted. As they are the most meaningful things in life and when you percept those things in a humble way then you know that you will attract the most genuine people.
Self-Awareness & Self-Discipline is all you need.
And a Good Lady that is Dependent on her own self will make.

Negative Vanity is Soul Destroying it's just like reading a book and not understanding the story think about it

all a good women want is your honesty, these fake thugs have to think about the long run. do you're lady who maybe a nice workin woman want to come home to cat that still in his child hood. it's crazy. some cats be saying "i can't keep up with my women she doing this and i didn't get started yet but im trying" agian it's crazy, i never thought about a relationship being a race to see who's better or trying to impress her with slick words to try to make her think that she can depend on you. i learned from watching other cats fvck up when they had or could have had good women.

You forgot:
*69 her

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I didn't do it, you didn't see me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!

if you'll want to get sexual with it, you can always impress with a hurricane tounge that hits the spot the way you like. ladies love that. if you can do that, that can open the doors for a whole lot other things......