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07-19-2005, 03:38 PM
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The Good The Bad and The Ugly
The Good The Bad and The Ugly XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. Ugly: So are you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 4 Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps int! errupting. Ugly: With corrections. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than you do ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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07-25-2005, 04:02 AM
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Re: The Good The Bad and The Ugly
oh str8 to the jaw jelakins. lmao.
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12-28-2005, 10:25 PM
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Re: The Good The Bad and The Ugly
THAT ALWAYS ON FYAH THING IS FROM www.flamingtext.com!!
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