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07-18-2005, 10:09 AM
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Windows 98...Yardie Version.
Subject: Windows '98 Yardie version
Windows '98 - Yardie Version Dear Customaz: It look like dem mek mistake an ship out couple a copies a WINDOWS 98 YARDIE VERSION somewhere inna Idaho. If you good ole country folks in Idaho need a translatian fi di commaan dem, ere dem is: When yuh open di Yardie edition yuh wi si di opening screen. It reads: "WINDAS 98", wit a background picture of Halfway Tree Square. When yuh start di program yuh wi hear di bad bwoy antem: "Murda-ra Blood deh pan yuh shoulda" By Buju Banton". Please also note: Recycle Bin is labeled "General penitentiary" My Computer is called "A Fimi Own" The Inbox is referred to as "Barrel come" Deleted Items are referred to as "Gaan, Rub out, Yuh Salt" Dial up Networking is called "Ring mi Cellie" Control Panel is known as the "Babylon" Hard Drive is referred to as "Reema an Jungle" Instead of an error message, "Ediat! Yuh know weh yuh a do?" pops up. Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "Smuggling not allowed unless part of the Govament" CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA YAADIE EDITION: OK.............Cool Noh Cancel.........No badda yaw man Reset..........Rewine Yes............Irie No.............No sah Find...........Look fi it Browse.........Faas Back...........Tun roun Help...........(this is not a feature ... Jamaicans know it all an doan need noh help) Stop...........Dun now Start..........Gwan troo Settings.......Di set up Also note dat keyboard noh of di YARDIE EDITION no have di letter "H." Wi doan use dat in wi vocabulary So dis is how yuh mus type certain "H" words: Help.........Elp Horrible?....Arrible Hart??? .... Art Heavy??.....Eby Honda??......Unda Handkerchif..Kerchief Holiday......Alliday
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07-19-2005, 12:57 AM
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Re: Windows 98...Yardie Version.
dwllmao oh luv you've dun it again.
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07-19-2005, 09:14 AM
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Re: Windows 98...Yardie Version.
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07-19-2005, 09:22 AM
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Re: Windows 98...Yardie Version.
LOL....I want to see your tax returns, because if you are being paid with public funding, I will definitely begin to lobby congress, sue the government or something for such flagrant disregard for my tax dollars.....It is hilarious though.
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03-07-2007, 07:19 AM
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Re: Windows 98...Yardie Version.
freaking hilarious
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I know you said Why can't you just get over it, It turned my whole world around and i kind of like it I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby, With no regrets and I don't mind saying, It's a sad sad story That a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger. And how in the world Can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge That they'd write me a letter Saying that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over
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