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a LOYAL wIFE
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
>money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
>died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money
>and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
>afterlife with me."
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>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
>he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
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>Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
>there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
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>When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready
>to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
>with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
>undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
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>So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
>that money in there with your husband."
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>The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go
>back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in
>that casket with him."
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>"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
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>"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
>account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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Re: a LOYAL wIFE
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Originally Posted by LuvJamaicanMen
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
>money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
>died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money
>and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
>afterlife with me."
>
>And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
>he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
>
>Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
>there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
>
>
>
>When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready
>to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
>with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
>undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
>
>So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
>that money in there with your husband."
>
>The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go
>back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in
>that casket with him."
>
>"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
>
>
>
>"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
>account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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LOL......I couldn't have said it better myself....
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LOL......I couldn't have said it better myself....
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LOLOL.....
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Re: a LOYAL wIFE
LMMFAO.............
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