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dudley one · #46 (**permalink**) 09-16-2005, 08:10 PM

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

here's my answer to urbans previous posting.

dudley one · #47 (**permalink**) 09-20-2005, 11:11 AM

phone sex for geeks

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/p...xforgeeks.html

windypace · #48 (**permalink**) 09-21-2005, 05:49 AM

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper.

The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to
the stranger sitting next to her and asked, ..............
"How many is a Brazilian?"

puppetmaster · #49 (**permalink**) 09-21-2005, 04:01 PM

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic464.htm

GUNSHOT A BUST

puppetmaster · #50 (**permalink**) 09-21-2005, 04:03 PM

HE WON'T BE THE SAME AGAIN

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/headshot.jpg

puppetmaster · #51 (**permalink**) 09-23-2005, 07:22 AM

A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after finishing his meal he inquires the way to the rest room. Told that it's around the back of the building he heads through the back door, finds the outhouse and takes a ****, only to discover there's no toilet paper. But there is a sign on the wall that reads, 'Wipe yourself with your finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and your finger will be cleaned with great attention'

So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole.

On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand, who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through. The guy screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his finger....

Jelakins · #52 (**permalink**) 09-23-2005, 07:36 AM

AWWW - PuppetMaster

That was BRILLIANT!!!!!

(How are you by the way....? Longtime no 'see')

puppetmaster · #53 (**permalink**) 09-23-2005, 09:36 AM

I'm Good Today Miss Jelakins, And How Was Your Birthnight ?

puppetmaster · #54 (**permalink**) 09-25-2005, 08:51 PM

The Queen and Pamela Anderson die on the same day, and they both go before St.Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in.

St. Peter asks Pamela if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."

St. Peter thanks Pamela, and asks Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "OK, Elizabeth, you may go in. Have a nice day."

Pamela is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?!!!"

"Sorry, Pamela, but a royal flush beats a pair any day."