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If she married him...she'd be.................
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it's the '90's!, he'd be
Cat Doggy Dogg.
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg
Pooh.
How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.
If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to
marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.
Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. IF he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.
If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.
If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose Tu the elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu.
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory
Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in
show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin
Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all
nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short
Guy."
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LAWD, gyal.... ya killin me!!!!!
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You have way too much time on your hands at work....someone needs to have a talk with your Manager...
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You have way too much time on your hands at work....someone needs to have a talk with your Manager...
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This is too too funny. My stomach is hurting from laughing so much.
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If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, then she'd be Ella Vader (elevator, get it?).
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Dwl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm sorry I missed this thread so long ago. Very cute.
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ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If Rihanna married Chris Brown, she'd still be Rihanna Black & Blue.
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If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, then she'd be Ella Vader (elevator, get it?).
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But if she married Allen Funt, she'd be Ella Funt.
Also, did you note that a Kelly Hildebrandt married a Kelly Hildebrandt? (I hope I spelled the name correctly, but you get the idea.) Now if it had been Leslie Jones marrying Leslie Jones, well, not such a big deal. |
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One of the fine lines from Golden Girls came when Blanche was contemplating marrying her deceased husband's brother: "Just think, the former Blanche Devereaux may soon become Blanche Devereaux."
Sophia: "Let's be sure to alert the newspapers!"
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