*If You Love Something Variations* - Jamaica Talk

Jelakins · #1 (**permalink**) 06-13-2005, 05:49 PM

THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours....

THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free ... If he/she ever comes back, he's/she's yours, If he/sheshe doesn't, well, as expected, he/she never was.

THE OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free ... Don't worry, he/she will come back.

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free .. If he/she ever comes back, ask him/her why.

THE IMPATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free ... If he/she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget him/her.

THE PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free ... If he/she doesn't come back, continue to wait until he/she comes back ..

THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free ... If he/she comes back, and if you love him/her still, set him/her free again, repeat

THE LAWYER'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

THE BILL GATES VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free... If he/she comes back, I think we can charge him/her for re-installation fees and tell him/her that he's/she's also going to get an upgrade.

THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free... If he/she loves you, the probability of him/her coming back is high If he/she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

THE MBA VERSION: If you love somebody set him/her free... instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously.

THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION: If you love somebody set him/her free... If he/she comes back, his/her super ego is dominant If he/she doesn't come back, his/her id is supreme If he/she doesn't go, he/she must be crazy.

THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION: If you love somebody set him/her free... If he/she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans. If he/she doesn't, write his/her off as an asset gone bad.

THE MARKETING VERSION: If you love somebody set him/her free... If he/she comes back, he/she has brand loyalty If he/she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don't ever set him/her free.

dudley one · #2 (**permalink**) 06-13-2005, 08:19 PM

hmmmm which ONE is me now ? let me think on this a min.

Jelakins · #3 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dudley one

hmmmm which ONE is me now ? let me think on this a min.

OK Sweetheart - you've had 77 days (!!!! you know me!!) - which ONE are you?????

HeeHeeHee

dudley one · #4 (**permalink**) 08-30-2005, 12:43 PM

let me guess which ONE. lol

JamCan · #5 (**permalink**) 01-08-2008, 04:07 PM

ROTFL I hate to bump something that Dudley was involved in but..............

This is cute. I think I'm:

THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set him/her free ... If he/she comes back, and if you love him/her still, set him/her free again, repeat

But the Bill Gates version is funny.

sixcats · #6 (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 05:08 PM

I remember a version that is missing from the list.

If you love someone set them free, if they come back to you they are yours to keep. If they don't, hunt them down and kill them.

I guess that would be the Fatal Attraction version.

JamCan · #7 (**permalink**) 02-05-2008, 05:27 PM

LOLOL nice one Six.

If you love something......chain it to the bedpost so its at your mercy.

GhettoGurl · #8 (**permalink**) 04-07-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sixcats

I remember a version that is missing from the list.

If you love someone set them free, if they come back to you they are yours to keep. If they don't, hunt them down and kill them.

I guess that would be the Fatal Attraction version.

Hmmmmmmm