WalMart Wine - Jamaica Talk

JamCan · #1 (**permalink**) 06-01-2005, 01:27 AM

Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine",said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

dudley one · #2 (**permalink**) 06-01-2005, 01:43 AM

i thought you mean't red meat [blushing] and white meat [pale] or dark meat [well cooked or burn't]

JamCan · #3 (**permalink**) 06-20-2006, 11:06 PM

And here's what the Walmart Greeter had to say!

A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-mart with her two kids.

The Wal-mart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?

The ugly woman says "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?........ Do you think they really look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
twice"!

JamCan · #4 (**permalink**) 06-21-2006, 01:03 PM

Oh come on Wahoo...would I do that? Besides you haven't posted a close-up enough pic for me to know! LOL. Anyways, I might be a ***** but I'm no malicious!!

kc4u · #5 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 10:09 PM

regardless of what may seem like a hoax, Walmart wine is real after all http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv...192942_000.htm

JASpice · #6 (**permalink**) 03-25-2007, 10:41 PM

Guess I'll have to cross the border once again to get my hands on wally wine!!!

Unless of course they allow the state liquor stores to sell it!

Jomo's girl · #7 (**permalink**) 05-04-2008, 03:15 PM

I thought this was JC's newest dance move.........