First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth.
Ruined the whole f***ing thing.

Can I get an "AMEN"!!!!!! LOL

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Oh My God Lol Lol What Can I Say......................? :d

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When you find a dream inside ur heart don't ever let it go......... For dreams are the tiny seed from which tomorrows grow! Life is what you make it... and not make believe!

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God must be so upset, he had so much asperation for this woman. Damn. A tongue, according to the book of James 3:5-6 tongue can burn down an entire forest.

A good joke with strong meaning

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wow that is funny

like it...and it sound so true...it a reminda da we need to think before we talk

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A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES BEGINS WITH THE FIRST STEP.