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01-27-2005, 01:30 PM
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How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s**t out of her"...You need to pray at work. When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f..k do they want now?"..... You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b***hes turned off my computer?"... You need to pray at work. When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, “well at my last office...", and you want to throw a stapler at him... ... You need to pray at work. When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this b**ch want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work. When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my ass!!".... You need to pray at work. When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting or the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b**tard"..... .You need to pray at work. When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on our desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry ass M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work. If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or flattening someone's tires that you work with......You need to pray at work. If you avoid saying more than “hello “or “how are you doing” to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story . You need to pray at work. LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS
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01-27-2005, 02:37 PM
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
uuuuuuummmmm,..........can you please take that camera out of my office and stop watching me. LMAO
yes I have to, have to pray.
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01-27-2005, 02:40 PM
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
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01-27-2005, 02:46 PM
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
Haha... I KNEW y'all would understand!!!!
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01-27-2005, 02:50 PM
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Re: How To Tell If You Need To Pray At Work
LoL
 Ja! LoL ... ah bay!!!! 
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