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Old 12-27-2003, 11:50 PM
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What's your African Name?

Click the link below and enter the white man's label from which you wish to unshackle yourself and a true name for our brothers and sisters shall be granted to you.



From this day forward, I shall be known as: Shekwan
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Old 12-27-2003, 11:57 PM
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Re: What's your African Name?

From this day forward, you shall be known by all your brothers and sisters as:
Shaleesa
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Old 12-27-2003, 11:57 PM
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Re: What's your African Name?

Shrek..oh...Shekwan. What does that mean?.

I got Buckwheat. I think not. "Buck" sounds like "Billy Bob" and "wheat" sounds like I need to return to the fields. Samba will do just fine.

The name of a slave was like a licence plate, so if the slave ran away and was caught his name would state who his/her master/owner was. Massa aint got no hold on my liberated, fiesty black ass now.
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Old 12-27-2003, 11:58 PM
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I am now Malcom j
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Old 12-28-2003, 10:02 PM
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Re: What's your African Name?

I put my name in 2x and got different answers so sometimes I'll be called zuwasda
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Old 12-28-2003, 10:10 PM
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Re: What's your African Name?

You-what-dat??. It just chooses names randomly. No real connection with your present name.
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Old 12-28-2003, 10:18 PM
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This Name Think Is Fake As Hell I Punched In My Name A Few Times And Each Time It Came Up Different
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Old 12-28-2003, 10:53 PM
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And I'm joining the ranks with MadFlava......Say hello to Malcolm J the second.
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Old 12-28-2003, 10:59 PM
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Re: What's your African Name?

I would love to see Mad try and pass through the airports in the US with that name.

"Oh so you're back again Malcolm". "Are you still Muslim?", "Lets go and have a chat in the back room, the lighting is better"
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Old 12-28-2003, 11:00 PM
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Better still I'd like to see me, a white female try to get away with that one. They'd just search me for my crack pipe.
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Old 12-28-2003, 11:02 PM
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"Huum, frequent trips to Jamaica I see". "Bring the dogs out Charlie"
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Old 12-28-2003, 11:05 PM
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At least we could find out who REALLY did let the dogs out.
And my passport is a dead giveaway......
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Old 12-29-2003, 12:10 PM
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Re: What's your African Name?

i guess my first and last name would be the same. now i'm too ashamed to tell people my name.
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Old 12-29-2003, 01:05 PM
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Re: What's your African Name?

Come on Genesis, can you really beat "buckwheat"?. I am Chief Buckwheat from the tribe of "duck-weed".
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Old 01-05-2004, 09:00 PM
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Re: What's your African Name?

maybe I will touch this later.....I saw this thread.....came in to look around...I see you all are REPRESENTIN!!!!! thats alllllll right...<smile> I will be back when I get my strength back....You all keep doin what chu doin....HEY!!! to all the buckwheats!!!cause I be *&&%$$ if I am one.....<keep smiling>
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