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Old 11-25-2003, 01:07 AM
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Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?





A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
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Old 11-25-2003, 10:27 AM
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If thqt is true...who wwould want to read that..........
I think this would be a line in there
smack them gently on the buttocks, three times
always let them bend over before you smack them on the buttocks...LOL...just messing arpound..gotta get back to work
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Q: How can you tell if Michael Jakson is having a sleepover?







A: There are tricycles parked out front.
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Q: What did the woman at the beach say to Michael

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A: Get out of my son!
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OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH TIA!!!!!!
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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?




A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in !!
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Hey bacardi I guess when u go shopping you specifically request that your stuuf go into brown paper bags huh?

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?



A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahah this is too funny.....see

yallll need to stop....
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Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?



A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
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Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?










A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
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Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?















A. Two 5 year olds.
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Q. How is Michael dealing with his problems?


A. He's holding his own.




Q. How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?



A. They're all standing behind him.
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baxide a wha dis down Hollywood Boulevard, MJ borrow one a di yute dem bicycle.

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I was wondering how long it would take him to get to this stage cause he was already looking like a woman already. (sex change) LMAO
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Megan you KILL me!! I'm laughin so hard girl!!!
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