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New words....
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
3. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
4. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
5. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
6. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person who doesn't get it.
7. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
9. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
10. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
11. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
12. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
13. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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OMG I miss him at 2 yrs old. 
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