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08-18-2008, 09:53 AM
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winston - who wants to be a millionaire
Subject: : Winston
Winston the Jamaican is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached the £1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, "Right Winston, this is for £1 million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time. "Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set? "Is it. A: Badger B: Ferret C: Mole D: Cuckoo?" Winston ponders for a while and says, "Backside Chris, mi not sure, gi mi di 50-50, to raas." "Right, Winston, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with. 'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers. Winston has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "Blouse n Skirt Chris, mi still nuh know, mek mi phone mi small island bredren." So who are you going to call?" says Chris. "Hmmm, I think I'll call Selwyn in Grenada ." So Tarrant phones Selwyn in Grenada. "Selwyn, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Winston here, and with your help he could win £1 million. The next voice you hear will be Winston." "Wha gwan Selwyn". "Where mi money deh...? any way ansa dis an we quits. What type of hanimal mek im yard in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?" "It's a badger, man." says Selwyn without hesitation. "You sure, bwoy ?" "Definite, baas. One undred puurcent. A badger. Definitely." "Right, Chris," "I'll go with heediat bwoy Selwyn. The answer is a badger. "Final answer, Winston?" "Yeh mon, Chris." "That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!" Cue wild celebrations. Next morning Winston calls up Selwyn (reverse charge). "Bredren that was blood -fire laas night bwoy uh cum good! How di raas you know badger yard is a sett?" " I didn't, baas..." replies Selwyn, SCROLL DOWN "... But everybody knows cuckoo live in a clock!"
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