BREAKING NEWS: Usain Bolt Refuses Olympic Gold And World Record - Jamaica Talk

dale_fortis · #1 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 03:54 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Usain Bolt Refuses Olympic Gold And World Record

Living Guyana has just learnt from Beijing that officials are in a quandary after record shattering Olympic 100m champion Jamaican Usain Bolt informed them that he will not accept the gold medal for the event as he is unhappy with the world record as it currently stands.

Bolt is claiming that the world record ought to be 9.68 (which is what the clock showed immediately after the race was complete but this was later adjusted to 9.69).

Said Bolt, "Me is a Juh-may-kan boss and Jamaican nah inna de 69 bizniss suh meh we tek eidda de 9.68 or unno could mek de record stay at 9.72."

Bolt is insistent that he will not attend the 100m Olympic medal ceremony if action is not quickly taken.

Bolt is reported to have told his team mates, "dem musse mad if dem tink me we go back a yawd wid 9.69, bad man don't eat unda no two foot table, bad man ah bad man, dem too facety, fuss dem put me to run wid a man name Gay and now dem want tarnish badman image by branding me wid 69, me nah inna dat."

Tinks · #2 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 04:15 PM

PMSL... you are crazy!

JamCan · #3 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 05:36 PM

LOL WTF???? This IS a joke right?

GhettoGurl · #4 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 05:37 PM

LMMFAO this kyaan be real Dale com'on now LMMFAO

Tinks · #5 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 05:39 PM

Of course it's not real!! LOL

GhettoGurl · #6 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 05:40 PM

Just seeing dis in the laff section I was about to book a flight to JA an proof dis yah man im wrong

dale_fortis · #7 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 05:46 PM

Ladies its a joke. Its just implying that Jamaicans nuh deal with 69 just like how dem nuh like 2 and also that dem nuh deal wid Gay (Tyson Gay).

1stParadigm · #8 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 05:48 PM

OMG let me start breathing again.......mad yute

JamCan · #9 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 05:49 PM

LOL you retard DALE!!!!

dale_fortis · #10 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamCan

LOL you retard DALE!!!!

Sorry I gave you ladies a frieght. Everything is all good.

JamCan · #11 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 05:54 PM

Well it sounded WAAAAAAY too farfetched to believe anyways.

1stParadigm · #12 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 06:14 PM

I didn't even look at what forum this was in, just saw the title and zoomed in, I thought it was the news forum, my heart seriously skipped a beat lololol, mad, sick head nuh good

JamCan · #13 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 06:15 PM

Yea same here 1stP. LOL Lets kick Dale's ass

Hotteach · #14 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 06:17 PM

Jammie you needa visit the sloweeesha thread ....you didnt think that yam one was a joke either...lololololol

JamCan · #15 (**permalink**) 08-17-2008, 06:24 PM

Shut up Teach, I didn't even READ the yam one!

Anyways I was out partying til 7am from last night. Mi tiyad!!! gimme a break!

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