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Old 07-03-2008, 05:21 AM
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Re: Ways to cuss without bein "infractionated"

holy sh*t!!!!!
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Re: Ways to cuss without bein "infractionated"

10 ways of saying b*tchiness and getting away with it.

1. b%tchiness
2. b#tchiness
3. bytchiness
4. byatchiness
5. biaatchiness
6. b~tchiness
7. byaatchiness
8. b*tchiness
9. b^tchiness
10. be someone Samba likes

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Old 07-03-2008, 10:08 AM
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10 ways of saying b*tchiness and getting away with it.

1. b%tchiness
2. b#tchiness
3. bytchiness
4. byatchiness
5. biaatchiness
6. b~tchiness
7. byaatchiness
8. b*tchiness
9. b^tchiness
10. be someone Samba likes

It seems you are finally learning.
Oh, I dont like anybody.
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:11 AM
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Bowel movement.
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:12 AM
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It seems you are finally learning.
Oh, I dont like anybody.
So typos not allowed Samba?

Damn!! (oops! Can I say Damn?)

In fact I would like a list of what can and can't be said.

Why can I say shyte or shite and not get banned when it obviously means exaclty the same as sh1t?

Or is this where I get banned?
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:15 AM
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Re: Ways to cuss without bein "infractionated"

I have this uncontrollable urge to shout out..

"Oi!! Longers!!"
or Langaz if you wanna go Yard stylee
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:22 AM
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I have this uncontrollable urge to shout out..

"Oi!! Longers!!"
or Langaz if you wanna go Yard stylee
mm i dunno what longers means?
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A term of "endearment" used to holler at tall people
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:23 AM
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In Jamaica instead of saying:

"My, isn't he/she tall!"

you woud say:

"What a way dem long eeeeh!"
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:28 AM
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oh. i dont know anyone tall. in fact im quite a midget myself
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:29 AM
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So typos not allowed Samba?

Damn!! (oops! Can I say Damn?)

In fact I would like a list of what can and can't be said.

Why can I say shyte or shite and not get banned when it obviously means exaclty the same as sh1t?

Or is this where I get banned?
If we ask ourselves why is it we edit words if when we read then we read the word as if it were not edited. Are we humans stupid?. No we are social beings.
What each of us considers a "bad" word depends on our society & community. For example, while almost everybody edits "f**k", nobody edits Jamaican curse words (especially if written by a non-Jamaican or non-resident Jamaican).
So, long ago it was discussed that since kids would read the posts, we would edit these words (they were never listed). Most people edit "sh*t". A few use it ever so often and very few (1-3) use it alot. I still hold to that opinion that these words should be edited. We had a big uproar about the word "b*tch" some time ago (no one seems to remember). Someone who was recently given a 1 month ban has used this word more than once along with others. A newbie, went on a "sh*t" spree with one post and was warned. I have never banned a person just for posting "sh*t".
Consider that what you post is out on the world wide web for all to see including our kids and use that as your guide.
I also have the opinion that we relax those standards in "The Flirts Nook".
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:33 AM
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Thank you for explaining that Mr Samba
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Now I am resorting to juvenile curiousity..... who went on the sh*t spree?

I wanna know!! *stamps foot*
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If we ask ourselves why is it we edit words if when we read then we read the word as if it were not edited. Are we humans stupid?. No we are social beings.
What each of us considers a "bad" word depends on our society & community. For example, while almost everybody edits "f**k", nobody edits Jamaican curse words (especially if written by a non-Jamaican or non-resident Jamaican).
So, long ago it was discussed that since kids would read the posts, we would edit these words (they were never listed). Most people edit "sh*t". A few use it ever so often and very few (1-3) use it alot. I still hold to that opinion that these words should be edited. We had a big uproar about the word "b*tch" some time ago (no one seems to remember). Someone who was recently given a 1 month ban has used this word more than once along with others. A newbie, went on a "sh*t" spree with one post and was warned. I have never banned a person just for posting "sh*t".
Consider that what you post is out on the world wide web for all to see including our kids and use that as your guide.
I also have the opinion that we relax those standards in "The Flirts Nook".
so what happened to the others, just out of interest?

my kids use worse words than that. kids shouldnt be left alone to access the world wibe web in my opinion.
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Old 07-03-2008, 10:38 AM
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So typos not allowed Samba?



In fact I would like a list of what can and can't be said.

There is no list and probably never be. There is a common understanding that is a work in progress. "B*tch" and "n*gger" got booted not too long ago. Some people didn’t mind the use of the word, for some it depended on the context and for others the sight of the word meant Global Meltdown. The common understanding, edit it and be careful how you use it. If I said Tinks is my "n*ggs" or Tinks is "da sh*t". You might even give me reps. Some would want be banned (alters included), dis-modded, castrated, etc.
If I said, Tinks is a "b*tch", jus a "n*gga" and a piece of "sh*t"....I'm guessing my Christmas gift from you might be on hold.
For others I would be reported to Homeland security.
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