Fassess ting ina di worl - Jamaica Talk

GhettoGurl · #1 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 12:46 AM

Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach.
They were all 'philosophising' on what was the fastest thing in the world.

Seymour said, 'I tink de fassess ting in the worl' is a 'thought', because before you can tink of it, it already thought.'

Mildred said, 'No man, the fassess ting in the worl' is a 'blink', because before you can tink to blink, you dun blink already.'

Lucy said, 'No, no, the fassess ting in the world is helectricity, because when you tun on de light switch, de 'lectric travel fass-fass and the light com on before you dun know it.'

Leroy said, 'No sah all ah-onoo wrong!! The fassess ting in the whole worl' is diarrhea.'

Everyone sey, 'Diarrhea?'

Leroy said, 'Yeah man, cause las' night, ev'n before I could tink, blink, or turn on de light dem
I done shit up meh self.' !!!!

dale_fortis · #2 (**permalink**) 06-27-2008, 12:50 AM

lol. Poor Leroy. Could not hold it at all.