...officer's desk. He jumps up onto the chair and says to the officer, "Hi, what is your name?" The officer says, "You can call me Mr. Padewak. What can I do for you?" The frog replies, "I want a loan." "OK," says Mr.Padewak, "let's fill out a loan application. What is your name?" "Kermit," the frog says, "Kermit Jagger." "Oh, any relation to Mick Jagger?" Padewak asks. "Yeah, he's my Dad!" answers the frog. "Wow," says Padewak. "Do you have any collateral?" "Yes, I do," and the frog reaches into his pocket and pulls out a big, bright pink, ceramic elephant. He places it on the desk in front of Padewak. Padewak scratches his head and says, "Excuse me for a moment." He then walks into the bank manager's office with the loan application and the elephant in hand. Padewak says, "Uh, sir, there is this frog out there who wants a loan." He hands the manager the application. "He brought this, this...uh, well, I don't know what it is, for collateral!" He puts the shiny pink elephant on the manager's desk. "What should I do?" The bank manager stands up and shouts, "It's a knick-knack, Padewak, give the frog a loan!! His old man's a Rolling Stone!!!!!!"

OK, OK...that's one stoopid joke. But it gets funnier with each Heineken...trust me.

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Please dont bother reading my disclaimer I only thought the others were hilarious and I wanted to have one too, so I really dont kno what to write here.. I just want it to be long enough so y'all have to get closer to the screen to read it

Here you go, GG. I put a couple of Heinies in the freezer to get cold, and they's perfectly chilled. I hope you like it. I better put a few more on ice...this could be long, interesting evening.

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Please dont bother reading my disclaimer I only thought the others were hilarious and I wanted to have one too, so I really dont kno what to write here.. I just want it to be long enough so y'all have to get closer to the screen to read it

Lol Goofy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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