With all the new technology regarding fertility
recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to

give birth to a baby.


When she was discharged from the hospital and went
home, her relatives came to visit.


'May we see the new baby?" one asked.


"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we
can visit for awhile first."


Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative
asked, "May we see the new baby now?"


"No, not yet," said the mother. After another few
minutes had elapsed, they asked again,

"May we see the baby now?"


"No, not yet," replied the mother.


Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when
can we see the baby?"


"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.


"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to
wait until he cries?"


"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O. K. ?????"

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lol....... my mom sent me that...

she said that is why she only had one...

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