Three Young Women, One Of Them Was A Blonde, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.

The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. “that Was My Pager,” She Said. “i Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.”

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, “that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand.”

The Blonde Felt Very Low-tech. Not To Be Outdone, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.

She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Blonde Finally Said.........”well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax!!”

You will have to wait for Spice on this one.

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My reputation points are probably dropping faster than Citigroup stock at the closing of the Dow...

...or faster than GG's bloomers on a date with Sean Paul.

Providing she was wearing in the first place
Hehehehe.so true.........hehehehe

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

Thanks.......(blushing)

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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

OMG..............I'm crying! Very cute.

Where is this sauna because I would like to go there.

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