Hunter sprains ankle.
Hunter's son mistakes hunter for moose.
Hockey mask obscures hunter's peripheral vision.
By osmosis.
Hunter develops non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
Hunted learns hunter has ticklish paws.
Karen Hunter marries Jonathan Hunted.
Hunter finds hunted attractive. (Their forbidden love spawns a child with the speed of a gazelle and the jaws of a lion. It is called a gazellion.)
Hunted drags self to a deserted mountain cabin, where he finds a first-aid kit, exercise equipment, a weapons cache, and a copy of Unlimited Power by Anthony Robbins.
Hunted gets hold of an Imperial Walker. Hunted is Steven Seagal, hunter is some pies.