A Parents Christmas treat - Jamaica Talk

Alex4Ja · #1 (**permalink**) 12-05-2007, 12:34 PM

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Christmas and says,'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.!"

'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way.'

JamCan · #2 (**permalink**) 12-05-2007, 12:49 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! OMG that was funny as hell!!!!

Smart parents!

Alex4Ja · #3 (**permalink**) 12-05-2007, 01:00 PM

Now, if only I can come up with one to keep them from calling home for money.

JamCan · #4 (**permalink**) 12-05-2007, 01:02 PM

LOLOL sorry can't help ya there! And they're never gonna stop asking!

Alex4Ja · #5 (**permalink**) 12-05-2007, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamCan

LOLOL sorry can't help ya there! And they're never gonna stop asking!

Tell me about it!

But I guess that makes being a parent worthwhile...Knowing that they will always in some way, need you.

GhettoGurl · #6 (**permalink**) 12-05-2007, 03:33 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Funnnnnnnny

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