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I hear you American women complain about how we Jamaican men are all scam artist.
You say we are only interested in fooling you into beliveing that we are inlove with you, but we are only interested in visa.

But have you ever stopped to look at things from our point of view?
Did you ever stop to consider that I might really love you as I have told you so many times?

Yes, I have a baby modder or two. yes, I might have a situation going on dat I havent told you about...but check dis out.

If i told you all dat, would you stioll be interested?
YEs, I want to go to foreign..and why not?
Why shouldnt I enjoy some of the luxury and opportunity dat uncle Sam hav fi offer?

Sure, I want tu cum to farrin, but if i told yu dat wuz more important, woudl yu still be intrested?

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Then gwaan a farin! Just not with me. I didn't have to be burnt in a relationship to say I don't want an LDR.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

So wat if afta yu return to farrin, I ask yu fi sen mi a likkle cash/
if yu reely love me...den why wouldnt yu?

And afta Western Union-ing di money to me...Y, yu still tawking 'bout it?

Yu evva kansider dat mi reely reely luv yu fi true?

Dat maybe mi reely want to go to farrin an live wid yu fi di ress of mi life?
But if i do, yu muss kansider dat mi muss want fi still tekk care of mi pickney dem, bakk a yaad.
Yu kaaan juss expeck mi fi tunn mi back pon dem??

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But afta all...Mi nevva tell yu fi cum a jamakya an fall in love wid mi?!!

If yu nevva cum yah, mi wuddda be quite fine a deal wid mi own ooman demm.

A fi yu fault!

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

Mi agree, sweeet art.

If yu kang get smaddy fi 'elp yu get aff di island...den Y nat???

Fi all me know....den same man deh, may bring yu cum a farrin and use and abuse yu as well.
So all is fair in luv and war..Nuh true??

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This thread is overdone. But anyways even if I DID love someone....here or there....I don't have money to be throwing around. I'd never "western union" someone money.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

Yu see..the truth is...

some of we, jam-aykan man reely want to get an appatunity fi cum to di States.
Is nat dat we want to fool up di ooman dem, but can yu imagine...
Mi walk up to a ooman visiting jamiaca and say "Hi...My name is Derrick. welcome to Jamiaca. CAn you matty mi and tekk mi bakk to di States wid yu?"

Girl!!!

Yu wudda jus call di police pon me. R, yu wudda tink dat mi mad.

No true?

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

As usual...Thrad killah!

Annyways..Y wuddn yu sen mi money if mi need it and yu reely say yu love mi????

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

I just said why. I don't have it.
I'm a single parent and as you said, your kids well-being is more important. I'd never compromise my ability to support myself and my child in order to send to an able-bodied man.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

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Nona Manis.. finding out where I belong

O.A. I was meant 2 luv u..

Then I'd find myself a local man and travel with him.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

No Nat reely.
But my auntie cousin sister friend boyriend niece, meet wan mna fram di States. Im married tu har and took har bakk tu di states. and once she got here, him start to beat her up and use and abuse har.
Everyday, if thrreaten fi sen ar bakk home..juss becuase him have control over her green card.

Do pooor gal cuddn tekk it anymore, one night in di middle of winter, aftah im come home drunk and decide fi firce her fi have sex again...she cuddn tekk it anymore, she run outts di ouse stalk naked!

neveva tu come back home.
To dis day..dat girl is here in di states and still dont have a green card.

Dat man use and abuse her so bad....simply because he brought her up from Jamaica,.

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