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Re: Those left behind...A Jamaican man's point of view

Mebe mi shud go deh an adopt a 16 yr 'ole.. in two years 'im will be legal
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I see you now. Sorry, didn't check it first.
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But dem affi live too, yu know, Dawlin.
Afa-rall...is mi pickney dem moomahs.
Yeah sure... an dem kyaan look fi a nexx arse fi support dem eh? Ah yu haffi keep support dem? No sah!!! Lissen ah mi an mi bankbook or NUTTN.. Yu tink seh yu name Yassir Arrafat? Mi nuh paat fram no 'arem yu 'ear mi!!!
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I see you now. Sorry, didn't check it first.
Tank yu, chile.

Annyways. mi juss feel bad caws fi-mi 00man fram farrin senn mi a letter lass week tellingmi dat she decide nat fi send fah mi again.
She claims say her sister friend cousin auntie dawtah found out dat her jamaican man was two-timing her, so she decieded to give him di boot.
Now she believe dat mi wi cum a farrin and two-time her as well. So she decided fi stap di papahs.

Now mi feel like eeediot. Caws mi tell everybaddy say mi a go a farrin.
laaas week dem keep big dance fi mi and di pass'n even pray fi mi.

Mi eeven go buy mi winter gloves and ears muff arreddy!
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Yeah sure... an dem kyaan look fi a nexx arse fi support dem eh? Ah yu haffi keep support dem? No sah!!! Lissen ah mi an mi bankbook or NUTTN.. Yu tink seh yu name Yassir Arrafat? Mi nuh paat fram no 'arem yu 'ear mi!!!
Lissenn!!
First ave all..Mi nevva ask yu fi cumm a mi kuntry fi mekk mi fall in love wid yu.
Second..since mi ave di baby modders dem areddy, wats di big deal? Just gwaan support dem fah mi, until mi cum up, get a likkel husssling, and mi kan support yu and dem as well.
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Tank yu, chile.

Annyways. mi juss feel bad caws fi-mi 00man fram farrin senn mi a letter lass week tellingmi dat she decide nat fi send fah mi again.
She claims say her sister friend cousin auntie dawtah found out dat her jamaican man was two-timing her, so she decieded to give him di boot.
Now she believe dat mi wi cum a farrin and two-time her as well. So she decided fi stap di papahs.

Now mi feel like eeediot. Caws mi tell everybaddy say mi a go a farrin.
laaas week dem keep big dance fi mi and di pass'n even pray fi mi.

Mi eeven go buy mi winter gloves and ears muff arreddy!
'ow much yu pay fi di ear muffs? Mebe we kyaan mek a deal
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Lissenn!!
First ave all..Mi nevva ask yu fi cumm a mi kuntry fi mekk mi fall in love wid yu.
Second..since mi ave di baby modders dem areddy, wats di big deal? Just gwaan support dem fah mi, until mi cum up, get a likkel husssling, and mi kan support yu and dem as well.
Cancel di trip yu too rude an mi vexx now !!!
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'ow much yu pay fi di ear muffs? Mebe we kyaan mek a deal
Welll. Fi bi 'aness, mi nevva reely buy dem.

Mi ask mi kussin fram nu yawk fi senn dem fi mi.
Yu see, mi hear say uppa farrin cole, bad!!
So me naw tekk no chance!
Mi preffah fi ave dem before mi go deh!
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Ah... yu mean yu big batty "cousin" yu ave mekkid piccha fram pon yu computa eh?????
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Cancel di trip yu too rude an mi vexx now !!!
Yu seeet?

DAs Y we ave di problem from di very beginning...

Every time mi try fi tell yu do truth...is a p[roblem.

No wonder mi muss lie to yu!
Den wen yu find out, yu tell mi dat mi a con artist.

Dawlin: Yu cant handle the truth!
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Ah... yu mean yu big batty "cousin" yu ave mekkid piccha fram pon yu computa eh?????

eeeeh=heh..
Di same one.
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Yu seeet?

DAs Y we ave di problem from di very beginning...

Every time mi try fi tell yu do truth...is a p[roblem.

No wonder mi muss lie to yu!
Den wen yu find out, yu tell mi dat mi a con artist.

Dawlin: Yu cant handle the truth!
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eeeeh=heh..
Di same one.
Truss mi dat gyal ave a nice batty... mussi run ina di fambly eh? Becah yu baxside big like di front fram a Buick too.

If mi did nevva sen yu all ah dat money by now mi wuda be able fi afford dat Jennifer Lopez batty mi did save up far. Mi vexx again!!
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Truss mi dat gyal ave a nice batty... mussi run ina di fambly eh? Becah yu baxside big like di front fram a Buick too.

If mi did nevva sen yu all ah dat money by now mi wuda be able fi afford dat Jennifer Lopez batty mi did save up far. Mi vexx again!!
See dah again??!!!

Das Y mi no like beg no baddy nuttin!
Cawz as soon as yu vexx, yu tekk it and cuss mi.

If yu did senn fi me, den mi wudda wurl mi own money and send it to mi ooman dem bakk a yaad.
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Samfy man
Mi no Samfy!!

Yu juss kaaant 'andle di truth...so mi affi lie.
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