A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.


"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter- in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

DWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhaahhahaha

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Please dont bother reading my disclaimer I only thought the others were hilarious and I wanted to have one too, so I really dont kno what to write here.. I just want it to be long enough so y'all have to get closer to the screen to read it

GG, when I pick you up for dinner, will you greet me wearing your love dress?

LOL...maybe she should use starch.

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Ofcourse!!!!

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Please dont bother reading my disclaimer I only thought the others were hilarious and I wanted to have one too, so I really dont kno what to write here.. I just want it to be long enough so y'all have to get closer to the screen to read it

Who? Me?

DWL

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Please dont bother reading my disclaimer I only thought the others were hilarious and I wanted to have one too, so I really dont kno what to write here.. I just want it to be long enough so y'all have to get closer to the screen to read it

No the MIL....lol.

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I'll supply the starch.

Ur such a gentleman

Will you move my chair while I lay down on the restaurant floor? Since ima be stiff of the starch

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Please dont bother reading my disclaimer I only thought the others were hilarious and I wanted to have one too, so I really dont kno what to write here.. I just want it to be long enough so y'all have to get closer to the screen to read it

Would you be willing to use sum starch on urself too????????

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Please dont bother reading my disclaimer I only thought the others were hilarious and I wanted to have one too, so I really dont kno what to write here.. I just want it to be long enough so y'all have to get closer to the screen to read it

You guys are crazy....lol.

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