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02-27-2008, 10:40 AM
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IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS !!!
Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses always white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white
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 Thought for the day: Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over QUOTE OF THE WEEK: They would not give us 40 acres and a mule, now we have 52 states and the white house! Yes we can!
   
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02-27-2008, 10:44 AM
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A history teacher asks a class full of kids "What was Churchill famous for?"
A kid at the back shouts out "He was the last f#cking white man to be called Winston!"
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Thought for the day: Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over QUOTE OF THE WEEK: They would not give us 40 acres and a mule, now we have 52 states and the white house! Yes we can!
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02-27-2008, 10:45 AM
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What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?
The McCartneys But really we shouldn't make fun of macca. After all will he ever find another woman to fill her shoe?
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Thought for the day: Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over QUOTE OF THE WEEK: They would not give us 40 acres and a mule, now we have 52 states and the white house! Yes we can!
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02-27-2008, 10:45 AM
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Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans.
Got through to a call centre in Pakistan . Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......
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Thought for the day: Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over QUOTE OF THE WEEK: They would not give us 40 acres and a mule, now we have 52 states and the white house! Yes we can!
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02-27-2008, 10:46 AM
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I said to the wife, "I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' "
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Thought for the day: Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over QUOTE OF THE WEEK: They would not give us 40 acres and a mule, now we have 52 states and the white house! Yes we can!
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02-27-2008, 11:22 AM
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Anniversary Mistake... Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed has been missing since Friday
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Thought for the day: Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over QUOTE OF THE WEEK: They would not give us 40 acres and a mule, now we have 52 states and the white house! Yes we can!
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02-27-2008, 11:25 AM
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 Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. 
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