Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
Party. Jack is not a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at
all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force
himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red
rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he
sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he
notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with
little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your
favorite dinner tonight.

I love you, darling!

Love,

Jillian



He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming
hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night ?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got
that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so
clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you yelled, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"

Broken Coffee Table $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins .38
Saying the right thing, at the right time .. . Priceless!!!

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now dat was a good one

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