An American tourist was seated next to a Jamaican on Air Jamaica.

After a few moments, he turned to the Jamaican and said, "Let's talk.
I've
heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
with
your fellow passenger."

The Jamaican, who had just turned on some reggae on his Walkman, turned
it
down, and said to the tourist, "What you like fi discuss, Sah?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the tourist. Thinking that he would stump the
Jamaican, he said, "How about Nuclear Power?"

"Aaaright," said the Jamaican. "Dat could be one interesting topic.
"But mek
me ask yu one question fus."

"Go ahead," said the tourist.

"A donkey, a cow an a deer all eat grass, rite? Yeta deer excretes
little
pellets,
while a cow turn out flat patties, an di horse produces clumps of
dried
grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the tourist. "I have no idea."

"Well, den," said the Jamaican, "How de rass is it dat yu feel
qualified fi
discuss Nuclear Power wen yu don't even know ****?"

Trevor Neil

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WoooooooooHoooooooooooo for di Jamaican!!!!

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An he turn his Walkman back on.

Good one JaMIss....and the tourist face was and shut up him mout fi de rest of the flight....LOL

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Nuff respect to ya. Now that's what I talkin bout mak dem bak up from da stupid conversation man. I love the animal explanation. him hav ta tink two times to get wat ya said..ssr

the tourist must be shocked.

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