He had never seen her naked - Jamaica Talk

Princessblack · #1 (**permalink**) 06-30-2004, 01:14 AM

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldy pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.

"Mi caan stand it no more man" she told him. "mek we play a game. For every 5MPH over the speed limit you drive, me will tek off a piece a clothing."

He enthusiatically agreed and sped up the car. He reached 55MPH mark so she took off her blouse.
At 60MPH off came the pants and at 65, her bra and at 70MPH..her undies.

Now seeing her naked for the first itme and travelling faster than he ever had before , he became very excited and lost control of the car. Heveered off the road, went over an embarkment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.

"Go to de road an get help", he said.
"Mi nave notin fi cover mi self wid" she said

The man felt around but could only reach one of his shoes.
"Yu'll have to put it between yu legs to cover it up." he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver. Seeing a woman naked and crying long the side of the road...he then pulled over to hear her story.

"Mi boyfriend! Mi boyfriend!", she sobs, "him stuck and mi caan pull him out".

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies:
"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid to say , but he's a goner!"