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Old 01-07-2007, 05:05 PM
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1,001 handy uses of the machete

Handy use #21.....
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Old 01-07-2007, 05:42 PM
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wahoo you blow me away.
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Old 01-08-2007, 10:14 AM
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Re: 1,001 handy uses of the machete

Here's another. Blingeesha's annoying cat:

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Old 01-08-2007, 10:52 AM
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OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! the cat the cat the cat .... OMG
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:36 PM
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Re: 1,001 handy uses of the machete

LOL looks like this company came up with the other 998 uses......a clothing line!!

What the hell kinda business is this???
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Maybe they make clothing for sharp dressers like Wahoo.
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Old 09-30-2007, 12:50 PM
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Maybe they make clothing for sharp dressers like Wahoo.
they could just use machetes on their jeans and theirs would look like yours
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Old 09-30-2007, 01:02 PM
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To chop Obi.
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Re: 1,001 handy uses of the machete

use number 33
used by JC to trim her toe nails
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Old 09-30-2007, 01:13 PM
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LMAO!!! He my toe nails are NICE when they aren't painted green.
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LMAO!!! He my toe nails are NICE when they aren't painted green.
that's when you're using the machete to trim them they look nice
they look reall ragged when you chew on dem
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Re: 1,001 handy uses of the machete

Bumping this thread just so's Rasta4eye don't go getting any ideas about entering Wahoo's next "Dream Date Contest." Take a good look at post #1, son...
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Bumping this thread just so's Rasta4eye don't go getting any ideas about entering Wahoo's next "Dream Date Contest." Take a good look at post #1, son...
LOLOLOLOL..... Rasta4eye wants to date you????
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Re: 1,001 handy uses of the machete

This is just a preemptive strike before he even thinks about giving me a man-hug.
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Old 04-18-2008, 11:50 AM
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This is just a preemptive strike before he even thinks about giving me a man-hug.
He might wanna give you a GPF hug
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