Somehow I don't' think Butch Stewart wouldn't find this joke funny but
>it's still funny!!

Subject: AIR JAMAICA

All passengers were in the gate area waiting for an Air Jamaica flight to
depart.

Suddenly the Co-pilot arrived, impeccably dressed in his uniform, wearing
dark glasses and with a white cane finding his way to the gate.

The airline flight attendant explained to the passengers, that although
he is blind, he is the best co-pilot in the company.

Later, the Pilot arrived, also impeccably dressed in his uniform, dark
glasses and a white cane, and he is being assisted by two flight
attendants.

The Representative in charge at the waiting area assured all passengers
that although the Pilot is blind, he is the best pilot in the company, and
together with the Co-pilot, they make the best experienced team in the
****pit.

With everyone on board, the plane start speeding on the runway,
increasing the speed more and more. The passengers are terrorized by now. The plane keeps increasing the speed but does not take off; it continues the run but stays on the ground. The end of the runway gets closer and closer, and in an explosion of general hysteria the passengers start screaming as if they are possessed.

At that very moment the plane miraculously lifted off. The Pilot calmly
turns to the Co-pilot" and said: Any day di passenger dem no scream....wi salt!!!

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Don't know about you but I'd be screaming too! And peeing my pants.

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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

That is actually very funny im gonna tell my mum and sister that joke when igo home!! Why is it so damn expensive to travel to Jamaica??!!! Ah I could KILL!! Got any more jokes KC?

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i got nuff a dem just keep chking this thread

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man mi would a scream out mi life
and any day de passenger dem no scream u nuh wah go down lol

ooo god i dint get it what was writin in jamaican i didnt understand