Three Jamaicans and three Americans are travelling by train to a hockey
> game.
> > At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the
> three
> > Jamaicansbuy only a single ticket. "How are the three people going to
> travel on
> > only one ticket? " asks an American. "Watch and you'll see, " answers a
> > Jamaican. They all board the train. The Americans take their respective
> seats
> > but all three Jamaicans cram into a bathroom and close the door behind
> them.
> > Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
> collecting
> > tickets.He knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket, please. " The
> door
> > opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
> > conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans see this and agree it was
> quite
> > a clever idea.
> > So after the game, they decide to copy the Jamaicans on the return trip
> and
> > save some money (being clever with money, and all that).
> > When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return
> trip. To
> > their astonishment, the Jamaicans don't buy a ticket at all.
> >
> > "How are you going to travel without a ticket? " asks one perplexed
> American.
> >
> > "Watch and you'll see, " answers a Jamaican.
> >
> > When they board the train the three Americans cram into a bathroom and
> > the three Jamaicans cram into another bathroom nearby. Once the train
> >
> > leaves the station, one of the Jamaicans leaves and walks over to the
> bathroom
> >
> > where the Americans are hiding, knocks on the door, and says, "Ticket,
> please.
> > "
> > SMART FOLKS, WE JAMAICANS eh?
> >
> >
> >
> >

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