A friend sent me this one:

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
fix-me-up.
Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
bad, Please recite with me The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you
will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have a headache, but who cares?
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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,
for Pete's sake. You are proba bly lying on the couch with your feet up
eating it anyway.
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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for
up to a year
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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
inside of the cake.
Real Women - Go to the bakery -- they'll even decorate it for you.
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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing
egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.
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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine??
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REMEMBER----A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a
TRUE FRIEND will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn ... that was fun!"

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