A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of
>>Dunn's River Falls when she stumbled upon a old empty bottle. She
>>picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She
>>talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her
>>ONE wish. She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three
>>wishes if she ever found a Genie.
>>
>>The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale
>>myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie.
>>So... what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want
>> peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want these countries to
>>stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love
>>Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace
>>and harmony. " The Genie looked at the map and xclaimed,
>>"Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid yu? PLEASE BE REASONABLE! These
>>countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
>>after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT
>>THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. " PLEASE make another
>>wish and please a beg yu... Be reasonable."
>>
>>The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
>>able to find the right Jamaican man...You know, one that is
>>considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking &
>>house--cleaning, is great in bed and is FAITHFUL.That's what I wish
>>for... a good Jamaican man.
>>
>>The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see
>>that freakin' map again."
>>

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Very good FS! But mi still tink mi tek di Ja man ova eny odder.

nice one FS lol

Come oooon are we that bad?. Hehehe. LOL!.

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Yes Samba you are!!!! But bein so bad is what mek ya so good!!!
I'd take a BAD Jamaican over a GOOD other man anytime!

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ME TOO JC!!!



....thus we perpetuate the phenomena of good girls prefering the bad boys over the good ones.

We're dummies huh Tia! LOL

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